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Subj: band jokes 
Date: 10/8/01 8:48:04 PM Pacific Daylight Time 
From: Voodoogirl001 

How can you tell that a kid on a playground is a trombonist's kid?

He can't swing and he complains about the slide. ************** What's the difference between the creationist theory of the origin of life and a tenor sax? The theory doesn't have as many leaks. ************** How do you get a trumpet to play "ff"? Tell him to play "mp". ********************************** How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always speeds up. ************* What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy? You can tune a '57 Chevy. ************* Band Director, Pay the 1 million or the trombone player gets it! Dear Criminal, What! Thats too much for a trombone player! How about ten bucks? Sincerely, The Band Director ******** Why do football players hate the band? Because after haftime everyone leaves. ********** A tuba player accidently locked his keys in the car, so he had to get a lock smith to get the drummer out. ********** What happens if you play blues music backwards? Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Subj: you know you've been in band too long... Date: 9/23/01 9:33:44 PM Pacific Daylight Time From: Voodoogirl001 The top 10 reasons how you will know you've been in band too long... 10) you start walking in step with everyone around you 9) people who see you without your instrument come and ask "hey whats the matter?" 8) you start tapping your foot to every song that comes on the radio 7) you give your instrument bubble baths and sing it to sleep 6) you start putting a "club" on your instrument's case when you are away from it 5) you start conducting an imaginary band to tunes in the grocery store 4) you are NOT a band geek...you are a socially challenged muscian 3) its no longer about the bloods and crips...its about the brass and the woodwinds 2) you start noticing all you date are musicans And the number one reason you realize you've been in band too long... 1) you cant remember a time when you weren't in band - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -